It's made with butter but has other stuff in it too that flavors it and there's a million different variants you can make and all sorts of different flavors!
i had to eat off the streets what do you mean dont like i ain't ungrateful like some of you
no
[ you're going to try and poison her, she doesn't want to deal with that nor does she trust what amy has in store. she may have defeated the mold, but who is to say that she's not trying to kill surge.
she's choosing her battles. ]
lame i can't give you the group bundle when its one loser find like 3 more
why would i want it to be short??? that's stupid i want a big cake
[ is she fucking with her right now? that's crazy, didn't she just read surge was struggling on the streets! probably eating rocks... well, kitsunami would get her mcdonalds, but still. ]
youve been here how long and you only have one loser friend
[ i throw up every time where the hell is her kitchen at? ugh. ]
what does it look like
[ if its not short why is it called a shortcake? ]
i dunno about that werent you talking to peaches about some vanilla or whatever? they just aint here but there's super lame people around you can make friends with duh
like this one guy who was crying over his home "dont terrorize me i was invited to live here" he needs to get out more people who talk like that are friendless losers
[ she is a broke ass bitch... kitchens in THIS economy??? ]
It's layers of sponge or angel food cake, fresh strawberries, and whipped cream! So technically you can make it as tall or as short as you want. Most people just buy those pre-made little angel food cake cup things and do it that way, but it's way better when it's all made from scratch.
[ That's a good, valid question actually... ]
Oh! Yeah, Vanilla! Yeah, I know, but I've just mostly been keeping to myself.
Wait what crying guy
Anyways, it's okay! I'm okay with the few friends I've got here. Someday I'll make more. Maybe.
[ espio would have been the only one to die btw. u know. robots n all. ]
whats in it for me by lying for you?
[ deal or no deal... ]
sounds like your mental health is bad but i do see you getting along with that egghead, he blend your brain guts into a smoothie and make you like this?
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It's made with butter but has other stuff in it too that flavors it and there's a million different variants you can make and all sorts of different flavors!
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Anyways thank yoooou! ✨️
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Do you want to learn how to bake? I can teach you!
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Wait I thought Espio was Peaches
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no pinkey I said angel fish, guy with the hat and has the restaurant monsto lounge
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I don't know who that is
I really need to get out more...
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do you want a coupon to go there
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[ And stress bake. So much stress baking. If she had a kitchen here she'd probably have a shit ton of cakes and pies just everywhere right now-- ]
I would love one!
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[ remember that she failed to steal sonic's, well darin's, and that's only because he didn't it. his "girlfriend" did, has to be a lie... ]
how many friends do you got
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Wait can I make you a cake at some point!?
[ don't worry Surge, Amy will make a cake specifically for you to steal--
Oh, she's asking about friends. She's gonna purposely forget to mention Sonic, Shadow, and Tails for very obvious reasons...]
Just Espio right now, honestly...
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no
[ you're going to try and poison her, she doesn't want to deal with that nor does she trust what amy has in store. she may have defeated the mold, but who is to say that she's not trying to kill surge.
she's choosing her battles. ]
lame i can't give you the group bundle when its one loser find like 3 more
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[ If Amy knew that she might actually be both annoyed and flattered that Surge thinks Amy's even capable of putting a scratch on her-- ]
Well, thanks anyways! Aha, maybe someday.
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[ is she fucking with her right now? that's crazy, didn't she just read surge was struggling on the streets! probably eating rocks... well, kitsunami would get her mcdonalds, but still. ]
youve been here how long and you only have one loser friend
[ isn't surge polite not adding sonic. ]
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[ Ugh she wants to make this now but there's no point if Surge won't accept it... also she has no kitchen. This place sucks. ]
I mean, it's not like I had a massive amount of friends at home...
[ WELL.... okay it was a pretty big friend group but it's not like they ever hung out all together a ton jeez-- ]
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what does it look like
[ if its not short why is it called a shortcake? ]
i dunno about that werent you talking to peaches about some vanilla or whatever? they just aint here but there's super lame people around you can make friends with duh
like this one guy who was crying over his home "dont terrorize me i was invited to live here" he needs to get out more people who talk like that are friendless losers
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It's layers of sponge or angel food cake, fresh strawberries, and whipped cream! So technically you can make it as tall or as short as you want. Most people just buy those pre-made little angel food cake cup things and do it that way, but it's way better when it's all made from scratch.
[ That's a good, valid question actually... ]
Oh! Yeah, Vanilla! Yeah, I know, but I've just mostly been keeping to myself.
Wait what crying guy
Anyways, it's okay! I'm okay with the few friends I've got here. Someday I'll make more. Maybe.
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why do you know so much about that i get that you bake but why this one specifically
[ now surge could ask why is amy trying to be private, but then again, that's none of her business so rather than inquire... ]
guy i want to punch in the face some cafe called serveornada
[ surasthana, how is she to remember that word. ]
ill take you there
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It's my favorite cake... even if it gets mixed reviews.
[ Mostly Sonic loudly reminding her of his distaste for strawberry shortcake by declaring it sucks at the most irritating times but DETAILS--
Surge wants to punch someone other than Sonic, nice! ]
Wow, thanks! It sounds like you've been out and about meeting people. I should learn from your example!
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feed it to drippy hes the one who likes cakes
[ she wants to punch everyone, even amy, but now today its a variety because she was reminded of how amy lacks friends. ]
my example????
[ ummmmmmmmmmmm ]
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If he would eat it I would! Buuuut we both know he isn't going to accept anything that I make.
[ Well, a mixed bag is still better than a bag with one single item in it! ]
Yeah! You're going out and meeting people! It's a good example to follow!
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cuz you piss him off and you piss me off but he aint gunna turn down free food
[ that's what she thinks, but kitsunami would starve than do anything else. ]
i dont wanna meet half of these idiots
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Maybe if you give it to him and said you made it.
[ Amy's not naive enough to think any other way, either. ]
Yeah, but you're doing it anyways! And that says a lot.
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he knows i dont know how to bake a damn short cake
[ he gunna catch on and then he's going to get mad about the lie... ]
you should get out more so youre gunna use this coupon
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you could say you bought it!
[ Problem solved! Mostly. ]
I get out sometimes! I just keep to myself more times than not, oops.
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whats in it for me by lying for you?
[ deal or no deal... ]
sounds like your mental health is bad but i do see you getting along with that egghead, he blend your brain guts into a smoothie and make you like this?
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your friend gets free cake and you get to take credit?
[ this deal sucks-- ]
Oh, he and I don't get along at all. Do you know he's sending all of his spam mail to me?
Anyways, I don't have mental problems. I guess I just feel weird here, that's all.
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i dont want halfassed credit i want to do it myself!! and he's a nerd, hed know its a lie
[ he can smell the amy all over that cake, have you seen his nose? ]
really??? can you send me some in the mail???
[ SPAM? who knew eggman was that generous hold on... ]
theres a lot of mental people here but still gotta deal with them so youre the only normal one?
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Aww... okay, then.
[ MAN HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO KNOW. Yeah his nose is big but also he's a kid, all kids like that sorta crap don't they? ]
It's definitely not the kind of spam you eat, it's like junk emails and stuff, but if you still want it...
[ Surge, no... ]
oh, no, I'm the least amount of normal there could possibly be, believe me.